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yulianyc: @ConanOBrien you can be "the chosen one" if you become jewish. O'brienowitz has a ring to it... join the tribe! we're funny people i hear.
MstraightedgeD: Quote of the month..hell..quote of the year.."is he gay?...no he's i think he's jewish"...
biancatckr: gordon-...i don't have a religion. me- REALLY?! i thought you were jewish. gordon- do i look jewi... never mind don't answer that one. LOL
antrayshop: @GSJah he could be jewish
AliRenCo: All the jewish men walking around together is so cute...but I don't see any women. Are the women supposed to stay inside??
miishi: "My mom is going to write a book: ?Confessions of an Orthodox Jewish Slut?." - Overheard at a dinner party. http://tumblr.com/xyx6uqwjc
Craig_XY: @ElephantQueen25 i'm jewish :D
beesay: http://twitpic.com/15jo9b - My jewish julia
AlborzEsteki: RT, I thought KassemG was Jewish ? :O @Pyrobooby @kassemg umm I ruv da saudi arab/middle east/terrorist ppl (you)?
beth001: @PinchMySalt I need to bake hamentaschen -- traditional filled cookie for the Jewish holiday called Purim, which starts Sun. nite.
lonlon369: I just got home from services. 7 people came including myself. What a big Jewish community we have!
fatheaddesign: Unseen benefit of being the only non-jewish peeps at the cocktail party: we get a monopoly on the shellfish. Bonus points: Fri. during Lent!